Goat Drama in Huruma: Boy Threatens to “Kutoa Bunde” Over Ksh 1,400 Sale

By Collins Wasike 

In the bustling heart of Huruma, a curious scene unfolded that left residents both amused and alarmed. A 12-year-old boy, clad in dusty jeans and a determined stare, stood beside a tethered goat near the market, loudly advertising it for sale at Ksh 1,400—a suspiciously low price for such a healthy-looking animal.

Passersby couldn’t help but question the origin of the goat. “Ni ya nani hii mbuzi?” one woman asked, arms crossed. The boy, unfazed, responded with a phrase that sent ripples through the crowd: “Ukizidi kunisumbua, nitakutoa bunde!”

The threat—slang for pulling out a weapon—was shocking coming from someone so young. Traders paused their business, some laughing nervously, others stepping back. One boda boda rider quipped, “Hii ni movie ama ni real life?”

Local elders quickly intervened, calming the boy and urging him to explain. After some coaxing, it emerged that the goat belonged to his uncle, who had sent him to sell it to raise money for school supplies. The boy, feeling cornered and disrespected, had resorted to bravado to defend himself.

Police officers arrived shortly after, ensuring the situation didn’t escalate. They confirmed the goat wasn’t stolen and advised the boy on better ways to handle conflict. “Ukimya ni nguvu pia,” one officer told him gently.

The incident sparked conversations about youth behavior, urban stress, and the need for mentorship. Meanwhile, the goat was eventually sold—to a sympathetic buyer who added an extra Ksh 200 “for the drama.”

Huruma may be used to surprises, but this one reminded everyone that behind every bold child is a story worth listening to.