What My Woman Told Her Friends After I Gave Her the Ride of Her Life

My guy, nothing boosts a man’s ego like overhearing your woman telling her friends how you “break her spine in bed”.

It happened on a random Saturday afternoon. I was just relaxing in the sitting room, scrolling TikTok, when my woman’s friends came over for their usual chitchat. She thought I had stepped out.

That’s when I heard it.

“Eeh, huyo wangu ananipea vizuri hadi I squirt! I swear hakuna mtu ashai nipea hivo.”

Bro, I paused. I even put my phone on airplane mode to hear clearly.
They all started screaming and laughing. One of them said, “Huyo ni keeper, usiwachilie!”

Let me be honest, I smiled like a fool in the kitchen. 
Because if only they knew just a few months ago, I was struggling. I’m talking one-minute missionary, no energy, no vibe, zero excitement. My woman used to fake it so well I should’ve given her a Kalasha Award.

I used to blame stress, long work hours, maybe poor diet.

But deep down, I knew: my bedroom game was mid. She never complained openly, but I could see it, she’d sleep with her back turned. No more spontaneous touching. No more moaning. Just silence and disappointment.

One day, I tried to spice things up with toys and lingerie. She giggled and said, “Babe, maybe you just need energy, not toys.” That thing cut deep. to read more click here