MWAFRIKA'S PAID-FAKE POLLS WILL NOT FOOL ROYSAMBU - JAMES MUNENE LAUGHS OFF DESPERATE ANTICS

Incoming Roysambu MP Hon. James Munene has this evening castigated and laughed off the incumbent MP Kamande Mwafrika for sponsoring fake, paid-up online polls on Politrack Africa to depict himself as a performer which he is NOT.

Speaking after Roysambu residents exposed the scam on the Politrack comment section, Hon. Munene said it is laughable and desperate for a sitting MP to use NG-CDF money to buy online relevance instead of delivering development on the ground.

"How can someone who has failed Roysambu for 3 years, with no single tangible project, suddenly become number 1 with 55% in a paid online poll? This is comedy. Even his own hired bloggers are confessing. The ground and online are two different things. On the ground, he can't get 3%," Munene said.

The expose came after Politrack Africa's comment section was flooded with confessions:

*John Benson confessed:* _"I received Kes 7.5 million to conduct this poll from Hon Mwafrika. He gave the list of how the polls should rate each aspirant."_

Another resident, *Karen Mwedwa* noted: _"I tried voting for GG, it increased Mwafrika votes by 300. Hii Kenya lazima ujue mikora ni nani."_

IT Expert *Lucy Kimeu* added: _"As an IT expert, if you believe this can give you victory, you will fail terribly. These are doctored algorithms."_

Hon. Munene laughed off the tactics as *"Mchezo ya Town"* by a leader who has sensed defeat and is now clinging on fake digital validation.

"Roysambu people are not stupid. You cannot pay Politrack to be number one. You have to work to be number one. Roysambu has decided. We don't want fake polls, we want real roads, real bursaries, real water, real security. That Mwafrika has failed to provide," Munene added.

He urged Roysambu voters to ignore the doctored polls and wait for the real poll in 2027.

"Hii ni pesa ya NG-CDF inafanya kazi kwa fake polls. Tumejua siri yenu. Game Over!"